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The Taxman Cometh 
15th-Apr-2008 01:39 pm
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Just got back from the bank, after having successfully filed and paid my dues to this government. I'll see you next year!

The process was for the most part painless. It was easy goings when I got to the main branch of PNB, paid at the window and that was it. Painless for the most part, because I had to spend the entire morning calling up banks to find AABs (Authorized Agent Banks). These AABs operate on a per-district basis, so I couldn't just go anywhere. Tough luck that my district's AABs were all conveniently offline and tougher luck that I had to call the main branch last.

It was last minute...again, I never learn. In my defense, I encountered some unforeseen charges and questions regarding dues. My bracket sky-rocketed in the last year and I had to scrounge for receipts. Thank god for depreciation and representation. >:P

Times like these, I wish I was in the showbiz industry, an actor, a model or a class-c talent of sorts. That way, my itemized deductions could include the following:

- my gym membership
- hair care products
- skin care products
- spa treatments
- derma visits
- clothes
- shoes

all because they keep me gainfully employed.

Times like these also see me wishing I was an employee, so I don't have to compute and file my own taxes (all hail thee balanced returns! All hail thee zeroes!). Then again, I start thinking of the time demanded from employees and think never mind. I'm happy owning my time and free time thank you very much.

Next year I'll file those damned returns in March.
Comments 
15th-Apr-2008 07:40 am (UTC)
Man I don't know anything about taxes. My company does everything for me, blah. But! I'd do taxes everyday if I can be my own boss! I envy your life haha. Do you do freelance or something?
23rd-Apr-2008 06:01 am (UTC)
The forms categorize me as a technical consultant, so I guess that's what I am haha.I have trouble calling myself that, I think the title gets credence with age, and at our age ... well, let's just say people have a hard time taking me seriously. So, I hide under other titles, but generally the withholding fees and other payables are categorized as that.

Although I'm partially glad to be paying my dues and funding this crooked government, a voice in my head is screaming that I'm too young to be paying this much.

You should try and familiarize yourself with the procedure, it might come in handy if ever you decide to open your own business or freelance or come out with your own magazine! Be your own boss! haha :)
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